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I want an ice maker and enough room in the freezer for a pizza and that is IT.
I want the dumbest fridge you got. Gimme the orange tabby of refrigeration. I want my fridge to pull the wrong lever and turn my enemies into llamas instead of killing them. I want the following features: keeps things cold, has compartment that keeps things colder, a door that opens and shuts.
"Here at Stupid Jeff's Dumb Appliance Warehouse we sell the dumbest fucking appliances. Check out this fridge. This fridge won't ask you about your day, this dumb fucking fridge doesn't know what an Elon Musk is and won't fucking tell you what bullshit that dumb monkey is slapping into his phone today when you try to get some fucking milk. We took out all those "smart" electronics and in their place we put a loaded Glock 9mm that is put right up to that light that turns on when you open the door, which is the smartest thing in this fucking stupid fridge and let me tell you that fucker is on thin goddamn ice, if it gets too smart and tries to turn on before you open that door, the Glock will blow it to hell. Speaking of ice, this stupid fridge makes it. It makes ice, it keeps things cold, it comes with shelves. It's sturdy enough that when your ex comes back to your place looking for their stuff that they think they left behind like nine months ago and they know that you don't have it, but they wanted an excuse to come start a fight with you and throw a chair at your head but miss you and hit your fridge MICHAEL, this fridge will keep trucking because it gives zero shits and it only lives to keep things cold. Come to Stupid Jeff's Dumb Appliance Warehouse, if you ask us if we have an app, we break your kneecaps."
My ideal street layout, wide sidewalk, wide bike lanes, and a 2 lane road that only allows streetcars on it. Yes I know this a bad drawing, I made it in a hurry
Are those (black circles w/ small things) supposed to be eg cafe chairs?
If so, they’re posing an accessibility issue due to blocking the sidewalks. Recommend your street layout allow for outdoor seating without blocking sidewalks.
Agreed. The foundation is sound, but there needs to be plenty of space to walk by seating without getting run over by a bike. Seating that hugs the walls of the nearby structure, and open storefronts that let people and services flow seamlessly between the commercial spaces and the sidewalks would be an improvement here.
I actually shrunk the seating to make there be more space for pedestrians
If the tracked area is for trams/streetcars only, may I recommend that you make it green track?
Not only does it add much needed greenery to public spaces, but it also reduces heat at street level, reduces the running noise of trams and dramatically improves water drainage at street level. It even goes as far as reducing the damage to the tracks caused by the material expanding and buckling in high heat by simply keeping the rails cooler and better displacing heat.
It doesn't even have to be grass! Different species of plant, local species or hardier, low-maintenance species can be used, and furthermore, it tends to reduce maintenance costs of the tracks, as soil is easier to dig up than concrete or tarmac, and so the tracks can be accessed and worked on easier.
Obviously, if you want the street to be able to accept buses along with trams/streetcars, or other rubber-tyred vehicles, then a hard surface is necessary, but if it's light rail only, then green track gets my vote.
Already made the edit, I hope you enjoy the green tracks and their flowers. This image is very green
Redoing the color of the bike path to make the street less fucking green
I love the idea of green tracks, but in this case they are not a good choice:
You still need the possibility for rubber based vehicles like Fire Cars or Ambulances to pass the streets.
You can't just put them on tracks because they need to be as mobile as possible to allow maximum efficency.
Okay removing the grass due to firecodes
Urbanism pride flag lol
we still need green so maybe put flowerpots in the middle of the sidewalk? Like rectangular ones that only take up maybe a fifth of the sidewalk width, and their intermittent, maybe one between every other set of trees.
The street planters have come in
Honestly if you want some good green space you should consider bioswales between the bike facilities and the "street", which would help replace some of the lost drainage/filtration function from de-greening the track
The bios have been swaled
ALT@puddlebrigade Okay the tables have been moved and reduced to be more accessible and some planters have been moved
ALTThe large dark green dots are trees
Is it too soon for this?
Yes, you aren’t even on the current version
Sidewalk seems a little tight tbh
Sidewalk widened. Goal achieved
ALT@i-use-oxford-comma The benches have been added and @prawnhubpremium The dragon is opening a shop
ALTWe are making a good street
I made a 3d render of our street
Oh my god, that looks like a real place I could visit, I love this
painfully true
Imagine saying "where sweets are baked, not bought" about the decade that invented blue raspberry
Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you
Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the thing weighing most on my mental health is the climate crisis and late stage capitalism* Darren Woods, CEO of ExxonMobil.
Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.
Ooooh, because “path” and “toad” are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!
Pad en pad.
Een paddenpaadje.
A road of toads.
I trode on the toad road
This makes it look like every time they had a child the curse slowly grew stronger until they were coming out fully cats
@identifying-cars-in-posts this one might be really hard but you've done fictional cars before
1996-2002 Chevrolet Express/GMC Savanna
Anonymous asked:
why do you hate swifties so much
gayweeddaddy69 answered:
because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku
okay but you really need the context.
the full monologue McKay gives, before we cut to Soleil-Ross, is:
Anyway, I went up to Woody's, and I was, you know, dressed as I am normally, dressed as a woman, but, fine. And this guy came up to me and started calling me Ms- miss, that was it. And I said, it's not miss, it's Ms. And he said, oh no, it's miss. I said, no, it's not, it's Ms. 'Oh, how about Princess?' And I said: this is really serious. I'm a transsexual. This is not a joke. This is life and death. How dare you tell me what you can call me. I was very, very angry, very pissed off that this damn fucking pig asshole dickhead fag thought he could call- tell me, me, what I am. I mean, how would he get off on having [...] how would he feel at straights- calling him what- telling him what he is? This is what I- this is what I really- really bothers me about the gay, a lot of gay men, is their real hypocrisy. They're the first ones to scream when somebody does something to them. But they have no problems about discriminating, and being prejudiced and very creepy to other groups, other disadvantaged groups, such as us.
which is simultaneously 1) evergreen fucking problem but also 2) such a VERY 1994 place for it to happen (the miss/Ms./princess as flag of misogyny) and, so: very specifically a trans dyke feminist complaint
and then the rest of this section is Soleil-Ross, who goes on to talk about specifically how, at this stage in her transition, in Toronto (a new city) versus Montreal, people in the gay community can't openly shit-talk her because she's passable and attractive and doing gender right. And then how to cisgender people, gender described transsexual women are 'some thing' versus people.
so, again: this is about gay transmisogyny, in particular, but it's a specifically transfeminist read on the issue. which I think is interesting and underexamined about GenderTrash the project